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November 9, 2015

MAD MAX: FURY ROAD MOVIE REVIEW

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MAD MAX: FURY ROAD As the best movie reviewer of all time, I need my eyes. Without them I can’t watch movies. That’s why I’m not blind!...
February 22, 2015

2015 OSCAR PREDICTIONS

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2015 OSCAR PREDICTIONS A lot of people have been calling and emailing me, asking what will happen at tonight's Oscars. As Hollywood...
January 12, 2015

THE INTERVIEW MOVIE REVIEW

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THE INTERVIEW (2014) I don’t know what is Hollywood’s big problem, but I am furious! I never thought I would say this, but because of t...
February 11, 2014

SKIPPY HARRIS HITS THE BIG TIME!

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As you know I hate socks because the ones I wear usually have holes in them. And I never wash them because I don't know how to operate ...
February 9, 2014

AIR BUD: GOLDEN RECEIVER MOVIE REVIEW

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AIR BUD: GOLDEN RECEIVER (1998) With all apologies to "The Waterboy" and "Rookie of the Year", this is the greatest...
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April 25, 2013

"I LIKE THE MOVIES" MUSIC VIDEO

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Anyone who doubts that I like the movies needs to watch my newest music video which proves I am still the best movie reviewer in the w...
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January 24, 2013

FLIGHT MOVIE REVIEW

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FLIGHT (2012) This is a great, great movie about Denzel Washington’s life before he became an actor. Obviously, most stupid people thi...
January 17, 2013

THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY MOVIE REVIEW

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THE HOBBIT (2012) Without Peter Jackson short people would never have jobs. They owe him a debt of gratitude they can never, ever repa...
July 10, 2012

PROMETHEUS MOVIE REVIEW

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PROMETHEUS (2012) I seen the first five minutes of this movie and walked out. It is a blatant slap in the face to people like myself who...
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May 29, 2012

DRIVE MOVIE REVIEW

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DRIVE (2011) As you all know my parents won't let me get my driver's license until I turn 50 because there are so many crazy driv...
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February 27, 2012

BIG MIRACLE MOVIE REVIEW

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BIG MIRACLE (2012) Every once in a while a movie comes along that makes you shake your head and scream, "What on Earth were you thinkin...
February 3, 2012

JACK AND JILL MOVIE REVIEW

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JACK AND JILL (2011) I never thought there would be a movie that could top "The Country Bears" , but then "Jack and Jill...
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November 10, 2011

CAST AWAY MOVIE REVIEW

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CAST AWAY (2000) Women are always trying to lose weight, especially fat women. Believe me, I know. I’ve been slapped millions of t...
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August 9, 2011

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES MOVIE REVIEW

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RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (2011) What a bunch of lies. I am sick of this! This movie is utter-deceitful and hurtful. I am crying so bad...
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June 29, 2011

FORREST GUMP II MOVIE REVIEW

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FORREST GUMP II This movie hasn’t come out yet so there’s no reason for me to review something that I haven’t seen although I could ...
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June 27, 2011

THE FIGHTER MOVIE REVIEW

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THE FIGHTER (2010) This movie is so stupid! It’s not about a fighter. It’s about a boxer. Obviously the director and screenwriter an...
June 15, 2011

THE HANGOVER PART II MOVIE REVIEW

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THE HANGOVER PART II (2011) If you saw the first Hangover you pretty much know what the message of this one will be – wild animals ...
June 13, 2011

THOR MOVIE REVIEW

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THOR (2011) This movie is the last thing the construction industry needs which is why every builder and handyman should be protestin...
April 26, 2011

POWDER MOVIE REVIEW

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POWDER (1995) I am leading a boycott of Powder after I learned the filmmakers refused to audition any minorities for the lead role. ...
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March 8, 2011

THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO MOVIE REVIEW

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THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (2009) I am torn right now because I love dragons so much, but I hate tattoos. They are the worst. ...
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March 2, 2011

JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER MOVIE REVIEW

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JUSTIN BIEBER: NEVER SAY NEVER (2011) Up until last year Justin Bieber was just a normal boy with the voice of an angel and a great...
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February 28, 2011

THE KING'S SPEECH MOVIE REVIEW

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THE KING’S SPEECH (2010) If you live in America you will never ever be able to see this movie thanks to our forefathers and Barack ...
February 17, 2011

127 HOURS MOVIE REVIEW

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127 HOURS (Part Two) I never review a movie twice, but I am so upset at the director and the cast, especially James Franco. ...
January 31, 2011

127 HOURS MOVIE REVIEW

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127 HOURS This movie is way shorter than the title suggests.
January 7, 2011

TRUE GRIT MOVIE REVIEW

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TRUE GRIT (2010) The only reason I went to see this movie is because I’ve been told countless times I have true grit. For the most p...
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