COLLEGE ROAD TRIP (2008)
Anyone involved in the making of this movie should be ashamed of themselves.
To promote this idea is a horrible precedent and the cast and crew of this movie are treading on dangerous water.
I am not a big fan – and never have been a fan – of school, reading, doing homework or work, in general. I did it for 12 years of my life and I was thanked by having to come back for a fifth, sixth and seventh year of high school to graduate.
My parents wanted me to go on to college, but when I saw the application I nearly fainted. They want you to answer everything including names of relatives and your social security number. Trying to get that information is not easy. It’s a pain in the neck and I would tell that to Martin Lawrence’s face if I ever saw it.
I ended up applying to Devry University, Luna Community College, Quinsigamond Community College, Albuquerque Barber College (even though I hate hair because I am always getting lice), and Mesalands Community College.
I got rejected at all four colleges and have never looked back.
I have never regretting my decision to not do good in school. I am happy being unemployed and the former owner of a successful lemonade stand that got shut down by the local Board of Health and the state Department of Environmental Protection.
I guess a part of me wishes I had gone to a college where I could drink every day, watch television in my underwear, and fart in girl’s faces.
Unfortunately, colleges like that only exist in your dreams.
I know because I visited
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