IRON MAN (2008)
My parents and I are at major war right now. They want me to eat healthier. Here is their stupid headed stupid diet they want me to eat every day:
More Vitamin A, B and C
Because of that last ingredient my parents made me go see this movie. They really want me to be an iron man. I just don't see how it is healthy to eat a suit full of metal. It would destroy your teeth and hurt your head.
I have never eaten iron or any other metals, but one time I ate a rock. I chipped my tooth and had to go to the dentist. He just shook his head and asked why I was eating rocks. I told him I was hungry. I mean why else would you eat rocks? Dentists aren't the brightest bulbs on the planet. That's why they are dentists and not doctors.
After that experience, I decided to write off dentists. I don't ever want to go to them again so I am not going to do my parent's stupid headed stupid diet anytime soon even though I lied and told them I would.
I am going to stick to my own diet of two packages of Double Stuff Oreos, three chocolate chip pancakes, a lot of sugar (enough to make you happy), and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos a day. In my mind that is the only way to a healthy heart, mind and body