April 20, 2009


IRON MAN (2008)

My parents and I are at major war right now. They want me to eat healthier. Here is their stupid headed stupid diet they want me to eat every day:

More Calcium
More Energy
More Potassium
More Vitamin A, B and C
More Iron

Because of that last ingredient my parents made me go see this movie. They really want me to be an iron man. I just don't see how it is healthy to eat a suit full of metal. It would destroy your teeth and hurt your head.

I have never eaten iron or any other metals, but one time I ate a rock. I chipped my tooth and had to go to the dentist. He just shook his head and asked why I was eating rocks. I told him I was hungry. I mean why else would you eat rocks? Dentists aren't the brightest bulbs on the planet. That's why they are dentists and not doctors.

After that experience, I decided to write off dentists. I don't ever want to go to them again so I am not going to do my parent's stupid headed stupid diet anytime soon even though I lied and told them I would.

I am going to stick to my own diet of two packages of Double Stuff Oreos, three chocolate chip pancakes, a lot of sugar (enough to make you happy), and a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos a day. In my mind that is the only way to a healthy heart, mind and body

1 comment:

Unknown said...

You're an anti-dentite! You think that dentists are so different from me and you? They came to this country just like everybody else, in search of a dream. Oh, it starts with a few jokes and some slurs. "Hey, denty!" Next thing you know you're saying they should have their own schools.

You're a rabid anti-dentite!