G.I. JOE: RISE OF THE COBRA (2009)
Everyone knows that Barack Obama does not want terrorists to see “G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra” because it is giving them a lot of ideas to destroy the world like photon gamma rays and steel suits.
If these gamma rays and steel suits got into the wrong hands it would mean the end of everything as we know it. Even civilization.
And if that happened I am not sure where I would go. Right now I’m looking on Expedia and Travelocity for options, but they are limited.
I assume Cancun is the only safe haven because a lot of terrorists go there for Spring Break. They love booze cruises, foam parties and wet t-shirt contests.
Some of the nicer terrorists like to snorkel as well.
That’s why sometimes these terrorists get a bad rap. They like to do the same things as you and me, but usually with explosives.
For example: You and I like to go running. Terrorists enjoy a nice run as well, but usually with a backpack full of grenades and bombs.
I’ve never been hit with a grenade or a bomb before, but I bet it would hurt.
My educated guess is if this happened I would be out of work for at least two weeks. Multiply this by double or triple if I was hit with a photon gamma ray and a steel suit.
And that is the real reason Obama does not want terrorists to see this movie. He can not afford for me to be out of work for more than two weeks.