I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY (2007)
Whenever I go to a movie I like to travel with my entourage, but unfortunately I don't have many friends so I usually go alone.
Sometimes I have to go with my mom and Aunt Henrietta which is okay except Aunt Henrietta has false teeth. I have had her false teeth fall into my soda, popcorn, and nacho cheese. Luckily for me each time that happened the five-second rule was in effect and I was able to salvage my food and drink.
One time I found her false teeth in the bottom of my Cracker Jack box and I thought it was a prize. I kept those teeth in my mouth for a week pretending to be a vampire and biting my neighbors on the neck.
My aunt took them back when I tried to turn her into a vampire. I didn't draw blood so I was mad, but if I ever get another pair of false teeth I will not make the same mistake twice.
You should meet my mother, she can't seem to keep her teeth in her mouth either. I'm about ready to superglue them to her gums. ~Clabis
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