I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU CHUCK & LARRY (2007)
Whenever I go to a movie I like to travel with my entourage, but unfortunately I don't have many friends so I usually go alone.
Sometimes I have to go with my mom and Aunt Henrietta which is okay except Aunt Henrietta has false teeth. I have had her false teeth fall into my soda, popcorn, and nacho cheese. Luckily for me each time that happened the five-second rule was in effect and I was able to salvage my food and drink.
One time I found her false teeth in the bottom of my Cracker Jack box and I thought it was a prize. I kept those teeth in my mouth for a week pretending to be a vampire and biting my neighbors on the neck.
My aunt took them back when I tried to turn her into a vampire. I didn't draw blood so I was mad, but if I ever get another pair of false teeth I will not make the same mistake twice.
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You should meet my mother, she can't seem to keep her teeth in her mouth either. I'm about ready to superglue them to her gums. ~Clabis
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