THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATS (2009)
When I was in school I used to get yelled at by my teachers for staring off in space.
But apparently it is okay for people in the military to stare at goats. And then they can make a movie about it. Ridiculous.
I am sick of this double standard that is consistently applied to my life.
It happens every time so instead of writing a review of this movie I’m going to look outside my window for a few days.
And if I’m lucky I might see a goat. If I do I will say, “Get lost goat. You're in my way.”
“What are you looking at?” the goat would probably ask.
“Not you. I will never stare at you. I will throw an avocado at your dumb goat face,” I would reply.
And that would be an awesome opening scene if anyone ever wanted to make a movie about me called “The Man Who Stared Out the Window and into Space.”
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