CROUCHING TIGER, HIDDEN DRAGON (2000)
If Peter Pan were not gay, he would be a ninja. That is why he is not in this movie. There is no such thing as a gay ninja.
Although I am not gay, I am also not a ninja. But I am a fan of Peter Pan. And gay people.
And after seeing this movie, I am now a fan of ninjas.
Unfortunately, I am not a ninja. I learned this the hard way.
For anyone who watches this movie do not go out afterwards and try to climb a three-story house, jump off the roof and kick your best friend in the face. If you do, you will end up in the hospital with a broken leg, back, forehead, and body; unless, of course, you are a ninja.