THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO (2009)
I am torn right now because I love dragons so much, but I hate tattoos. They are the worst.
Anyone with tattoos needs to be banned for life. And that is a fact.
People who have tattoos can never be trusted. The things they do make me break out into a cold sweat.
A year ago I saw a man who had tattoos all over his body at the carnival. I had horrible nightmares for a week straight. I ended up sleeping with my parents in their bed and they would rock me to sleep.
People with tattoos do horrible things like shoot guns, drink whiskey and say four letter words. They should all be in jail and politicians know this.
A police officer once told me people with tattoos are committing more crime than anyone else. For this reason I can not recommend seeing this movie even if you have already seen it. And it is also why I can not recommend being friends with any girl, especially if she has a dragon tattoo. If you don’t believe me you probably have a tattoo and I don’t want anything to do with you.