August 9, 2011

RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES MOVIE REVIEW


RISE OF THE PLANET OF THE APES (2011)

What a bunch of lies. I am sick of this!

This movie is utter-deceitful and hurtful. I am crying so bad. My eyes are falling out of my head.

I have known many apes in my life and never once - NEVER, EVER - have they escaped from their cages or zoos.

You should all be ashamed of yourself, Hollywood. Stand up and be accounted for. Listen!!

I can no longer think straight because this movie makes me so upset.

The apes I KNOW ride unicycles and hold a banana up to their ears when the phone rings. Why was that not in this movie?

This film is atrocious. It missed the point. Audiences wants to see apes doing cartwheels and maybe scratching their armpits.

It is evident that the apes in this movie were put on some sort of hallucinogenic drugs and forced to do very bad things. These are things that are so unmentionable - like punching humans and destroying vehicles and bridges - that I will not even mention them.

I know why the apes did this too - for money and fame. But the one thing I know is that money and fame can only get you so far. Money and fame will not get you the things you need like the xBox 360 or a pizza party or front row tickets to the Jenny Jones Show. Those are things you have to earn and by the looks of this movie that will never happen.

EDITOR'S NOTE: Skippy Harris' views towards apes should not be confused with his views towards monkeys which he loves.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Not all apes are banana-wielding idiots, bred for our amusement. Some are cigar-smoking ass-pinchers who exist to break the ice at classy cocktail parties.